To Fa Mulan

To Fa Mulan,
Remember all the fun times we had together?
WEN WEE ATE ORANGEZ
WEN WEE WENT WEE AND SUNG "WEE ARE SIAWEESE IF YOU WEE"
WEN WE SUNG
LET MEE GET U IN UR BIRFDAE SOOT
ITS TYM TO BRIHNG OWT
THEE BIGG BULOONS
Okay,
Those times were a bit crazy.
But as least we had fun.
BOOB BYTING
ARM AMPYOOTAYTING
Oh,
Fa Mulan,
If only we could do those things again.
From,
Princess Elsa

''The Following Text Was Found In An Ice Castle, In a Diary, Stuffed Up A Woman Called "Soyagee Chaysongoh"'s Butt. Please Call 6-###-### To Make A Donation, And Help Chaysingoh Live! All You Need To Do Is Find A Norwegian Town Called Arendelle. Then, Amputate Your Butt And Eat It.''